your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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