She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
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I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
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in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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