friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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