So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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