I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Khloé Kardashian Finally Speaks Out About The Tristan Thompson Cheating Scandal
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
15 Porn Memes You’re Only Allowed To Laugh At If You’re Over 18
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Randomize
