i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
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Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
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Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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