I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
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Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"