just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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