i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
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he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
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That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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