I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
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