she was so not down for the gang bang
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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