lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Randomize
