All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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