I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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