Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
vagina is talking i cant
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
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at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
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Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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