i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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