It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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