well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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