I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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