remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
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it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
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drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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