The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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