I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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