So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
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no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
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A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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