Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
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