she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
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hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
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Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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