I'm jealous of your bromance
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
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Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
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I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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