What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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