It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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