Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
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Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
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If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
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