Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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