my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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