1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
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We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
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How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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