summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
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Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
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Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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