Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Two words: nipple clamps
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