apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
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After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
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I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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