I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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