apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
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Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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