Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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