Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
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Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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