i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
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aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Alive.
So much puke
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
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As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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