im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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