dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
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