I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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