i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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