Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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