yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
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Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
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just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
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