It's Friday. Sex?
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
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he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
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you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
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