I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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