But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
please don't ironically join a cult
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