Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
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I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
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It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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