A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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