I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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