That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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