I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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