Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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