dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I would fuck him just for his dog
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