Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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