I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
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I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
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He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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